[BITList] Olympic Jokes...

M.j. Feltham ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Mon Sep 3 21:34:23 BST 2012



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> In the first 10 days of the Olympics the Romanians have taken gold, silver,
> bronze, copper, lead, drain covers and anything else they can get their
> hands on.
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> Somalia has been thrown out of the Olympics. They didn't know that sailing
> and shooting were two separate events!
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> As a way of apology to North Korea for displaying the South Korean flag at
> the Olympic football, the team will be treated to an all you can eat buffet
> at Battersea dogs home.
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> Is it just me or have you noticed how much these Chinese swimmers have come
> on since the Morecambe Bay cockle picking accident.
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> First sailing results are in - Britain has taken gold, the USA have taken
> silver and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.
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> Brazilian hurdlers were lucky; last time a Brazilian jumped a barrier in
> London the police shot him
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