[BITList] No dancing

[John Feltham]

> Sex and Dancing
> 
> 
> 
> A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for
> counselling. 
> 
> The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, 'We realize
> it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at
> our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.'
> 
> 'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.'
> 
> 'So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?'
> 
> 'No,' answered the Mullah, 'It's forbidden in Islam.'
> 
> 'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?'
> 
> 'Of course!' replies the Mullah, ' Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!'
> 
> 'What about different positions?' asks the man.
> 
> 'Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Mullah.
> 
> 'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks.
> 
> 'Sure,' says the Mullah.  Go for it!'
> 
> 'Doggy style?'
> 
> 'Sure! !'
> 
> 'On the kitchen table?'
> 
> 'Yes, yes! !'
> 
> 'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil,
> a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?'
> 
> 'You may indeed..!'
> 
> 'Can we do it standing up?'
> 
> 'No, absolutely not!' says the Mullah..'
> 
> 'Why not?' asks the man. 
> 
> 'Because that could lead to dancing!'
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