[BITList] Purchase or Lease?
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Fri Mar 16 07:41:04 GMT 2012
Oldie but just in case you have forgotten
frank
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Purchasingor Leasing - which is better?
Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming
stories of
foolish men and cunning women.
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as
follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year
relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.
This is Heather...
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Leasing
On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker,Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen…
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So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000
per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this leasingoption are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...
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Where would you rather be?...
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SometimesLeasing just makesmore sense.
THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....IF IT WEARS A SKIRT, TYRES,
OR SAILS,............RENT IT!
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