[BITList] Purchase or Lease?

franka franka at iinet.net.au
Fri Mar 16 07:41:04 GMT 2012


Oldie but just in case you have forgotten
frank









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        Purchasingor Leasing - which is better?

        Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

        We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming
        stories of
        foolish men and cunning women.


        Purchasing

        The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as
        follows:
        After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
        Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year
        relationship
        It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

        This is Heather...

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        Leasing

        On the other hand,
        New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker,Kristen,
        Charged $4,000 per night.
        This is Kristen…

        []




        So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000
        per night,
        He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
        This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
        What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
        Further valuable benefits of this leasingoption are;
        * a (real) 22 year old
        * no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
        * never a headache
        * happily agrees to all technical requests
        * no complaining
        * no “Honey - please do this” lists
        * has two legs
        Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
        All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

        What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...


        []


        Where would you rather be?...


        []

        SometimesLeasing just makesmore sense.

        THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....IF IT WEARS A SKIRT, TYRES,
        OR SAILS,............RENT IT!










        	


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