[BITList] Plane crash in Rural Australia

[franka]

shes certainly coming in for some flack nowadays
not that she doesn't deserve it
frank



*A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of
rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized 
and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the 
aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smouldering 
in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but
could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer ploughing a 
field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to 
the man's tractor.
"John " the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the 
farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737,
the aeroplane of the Prime Minister of Australia"?
"Yep.."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer
answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"Gillard is dead?" the inspector asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying
bitch she is ...











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