[BITList] sweet tea

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sweet tea          

       Sweet   Tea – ouch!
      [not wise to pass this on to women]
      ct
       

          A  woman goes  to the doctor all black and blue  .. 

          Doctor: "What  happened?" 

          Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what  to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk  on Bud Light he beats me up." 


          Doctor: "I have a  real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on  Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your  mouth but don't  swallow. 

          Just keep swishing and swishing  until he goes to bed in his Bud Light  stupor." 

          Two weeks later the  woman comes  back to the doctor looking fresh and  reborn. 


          Woman: "Doctor,  that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished  with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch  me!" 

          Doctor: "You see  how much  keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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