[BITList] Surgeons Extraordinaire

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    *A doctor from Israel says:*
    *"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's
    testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is
    looking for work."

    **The German doctor comments:*
    *"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a
    person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is
    looking for work."

    A Russian doctor says:*
    *"That's nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart
    from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks
    he is looking for work."

    The Australian doctor answers immediately:*
    **
    *"That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us...in OZ, ...We grabbed
    a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden
    heart, speaks like a mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves
    her hands like a ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of
    fashion.....and....*
    *we made her**Prime Minster**of****Australia*
    *and very soon .....the whole bloody country will be looking for
    work!!!!!!"*



    	



    	



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