[BITList] Finally, a good blonde joke.

[franka]

    */_WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?_/*

    *A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP
    PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.

    TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED
    THREE WISHES.

    THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.

    THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE
    MANSION, SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

    AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS
    FABULOUS HOUSE.

    SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND
    THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.

    THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

    HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX
    KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A
    ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.


    AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE
    TWO BLONDE GENIES.


    ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST
    WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.

    I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.

    BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'*

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