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Answers to the Proverbial Question!

Subject: Answers to the Proverbial Question!
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  Why did the chicken cross the road?  
          
  SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!        
   
  BARACK OBAMA :  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change!  The chicken wanted change!        
   
  JOHN McCAIN :  My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.        
   
  HILLARY CLINTON :  When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.        
   
  GEORGE W. BUSH :  I don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. I just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road.  Is it with us or against us?     
   
  DICK CHENEY :  Where's my gun?
       
  BILL CLINTON :  I did not cross the road with that chicken.        
   
  AL GORE:  I invented the chicken.        
          
  AL SHARPTON :  Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.        
        
  OPRAH :  I'm going to give this chicken a new car so that he can just drive across the road.        
   
  ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.        
   
  NANCY GRACE :  That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.        
   
  PAT BUCHANAN :   That chicken crossed the road to steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.        
       
  DR SEUSS :  Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?  Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.        
   
  ERNEST HEMINGWAY :  To die in the rain, alone.       
   
  JERRY FALWELL :  Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends: That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. 
        
  ARISTOTLE :  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.        
   
  JOHN LENNON :  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.        
   
  BILL GATES:  I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.         
   
  ALBERT EINSTEIN :  Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?        
   
  COLONEL SANDERS:  Did I miss one?!..




  
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