[BITList] The Cowboy

[franka]

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 > > The Cowboy!
 > > A successful rancher died and left
 > > everything to his devoted wife.
 > > She was a very good-looking woman and
 > > determined to keep the ranch, but knew
 > > Very little about ranching, so she decided
 > > to place an ad in the newspaper
 > > For a ranch hand.
 > > Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay
 > > and the other a drunk. She
 > > Thought long and hard about it, and when no
 > > one else applied she decided to
 > > Hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer
 > > to have him around the house
 > > than the drunk.
 > > He proved to be a hard worker who put in
 > > long hours every day and knew a lot
 > > About ranching. For weeks, the two of them
 > > worked, and the ranch was doing
 > > Very well.
 > > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to
 > > the hired hand, 'You have done a
 > > Really good job, and the ranch looks great
 > > You should go into town and kick
 > > Up your heels.'
 > > The hired hand readily agreed and went into
 > > town one Saturday night.
 > > One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
 > > return. Two o'clock and no hired
 > > Hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty,
 > > and upon entering the room, he
 > > Found the rancher's widow sitting by the
 > > fireplace with a glass of wine,
 > > Waiting for him.
 > > She quietly called him over to her.
 > > 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she
 > > said. Trembling, he did as she
 > > Directed.
 > > 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she
 > > asked, ever so slowly.
 > > 'Now take off my stockings.' He removed each
 > > gently and placed them neatly
 > > By her boots.
 > > 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
 > > unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
 > > Eyes in the fire light.
 > > 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling
 > > hands, he did as he was told
 > > And dropped it to the floor.
 > > Then she looked at him and said, 'If you
 > > ever wear my clothes into town
 > > Again, you're fired.'
 > > I didn't see it coming, either!
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 > > Version: 10.0.1204 / Virus Database: 1498/3529 - Release Date:
 > > 03/25/11
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