[BITList] Watch them Kiwis

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 > Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian
 > happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
 > catches his eye.
 >
 >
 >
 > The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per
pair'
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 >
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 > Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those,
 > and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune. Now whin we go
 > unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all the talking
 > cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us. I'll
 > speak in my bist Aussie accint.'
 >
 >
 >
 > 'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
 >
 >
 >
 > They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100
 > shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each. I'll
 > beck up my truck and...'
 >
 >
 >
 > The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
 >
 >
 >
 > 'Well... yis,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
 >
 >
 >
 > The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.

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