[BITList] Teaching English

[FS]

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his
    Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
    when he
    realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak
    English.

    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
    says to the chief, "This is a tree."

    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

    The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and
    he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
    hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
    couple of
    natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

    The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
    bike."

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
    kills them.

    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
    teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how
    could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

    The chief replied,*"My bike."*


    *_ENJOY YOUR DAY and remember to keep off the roads when riding
    somebody else's bicycle._*





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