[BITList] An atheist lament!

[FS]

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes 
behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him..



He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & 
saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He 
tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw 
that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left 
paw & raising his right paw to strike him.



**At that instant the ***Atheist**cried out, 'Oh my God!'**

**Time Stopped.**
**The bear froze.**
**The forest was silent.**

**As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist 
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help 
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?**

**The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical 
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps 
you could make the BEAR a Christian'?***
*

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear 
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:*
**
*"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive **from thy bounty 
through Christ our Lord, Amen"***

/Be Blessed
/

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