[BITList] more blame

[HUGH]

Colin,

Unless physically restrained from doing so, I'll send in a form to Morris Bart with a view to claiming compensation over the whole business of the oil spill.  My grounds will be :

(1) It has involved me in extensive research and correspondence, and I might have a sore wrist.  My wife certainly has had a sore shoulder from about the time the matter was first aired.  She has about three witnesses.

(2) I eat fish.

(3) What about all them illegal immigrants, etc, etc?

(4) What about this bloody election putting my wife's TV programmes off last night and boring the shit out of us?

(5) What about our church might need a new roof?

I'm sure there's a shyster in their office who can cobble together a coherent case and get me a lot of money.

Get your claim in now - mine will surely keep them going for a while.

Hugh.
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