[BITList] claim baby,claim

[CT's]

LOL - hugh

I feel confident that morris bart and co can coble together a perfectly logical and cogent claim from the 5 apparently disparate items you listed.
it is more than likely they have another 20 or 30 from their standard claims list that you are not even aware you are suffering from.
for example, it is clear even to me that the explosion and subsequent demanding research you did/are having to do, has left you mentally  exhausted.
additionally, your appetite must surely be affected - and we won't even get into erectile dysfunction.
even without a doctor's thorough examination [ at no expense to you - all part of the "morris bart experience"], it is obvious to this layman that you have an excellent case and, fortunately for you, morris bart is ready and waiting to help you through these trying times.

to avoid the shock of your large financial settlement, start planning now.

ct

PS    just been checking my claim - I called morris bart & co 31 minutes after the explosion and there were already people in line ahead of me!





From: HUGH 
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:28 AM
To: bitlist at lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com 
Subject: Re: [BITList] more blame


Colin,

Unless physically restrained from doing so, I'll send in a form to Morris Bart with a view to claiming compensation over the whole business of the oil spill.  My grounds will be :

(1) It has involved me in extensive research and correspondence, and I might have a sore wrist.  My wife certainly has had a sore shoulder from about the time the matter was first aired.  She has about three witnesses.

(2) I eat fish.

(3) What about all them illegal immigrants, etc, etc?

(4) What about this bloody election putting my wife's TV programmes off last night and boring the shit out of us?

(5) What about our church might need a new roof?

I'm sure there's a shyster in their office who can cobble together a coherent case and get me a lot of money.

Get your claim in now - mine will surely keep them going for a while.

Hugh.


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