[BITList] Fwd: F***ing Arab????

[John Feltham]

An  Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah  
in a nursing home.
All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him  
in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
''How do you like it  here?'' asks the grandson.
''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so  courteous and respectful'',  
says grandpa.
''We're so happy  for you. We were worried that this was the wrong  
place for you. You  know, since you are a little different from   
everyone. ''

''Oh, no! Let me tell you  about how wonderfully they treat the  
residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile. ''There's a musician  
here-- he's 85 years old. He  hasn't played the violin in 20 years and  
everyone still calls him  'Maestro'!
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't  been on the  
bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your  Honor'!
There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25  
years and everyone still calls him Doctor?!
And  me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me,  
'The  F***ing Arab'.''



ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.



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