[BITList] Literally speaking, mission accomplished.

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> One that I haven’t heard before!
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> Men ! 
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> After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.  So she decides to do a DNA test.  She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
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> Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
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> Husband: What's up?
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> Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.
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> Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??  When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped.  You said: Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one!
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> Moral:  Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
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> ooroo
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