[BITList] 80-Year-Old Italian Golfer !!

[michael J Feltham]

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> To all male golfers – take notice – there is still a chance,
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> Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
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> The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'
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> I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Guido and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.   
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> I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
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> 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died? 
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> "Who said he was dead?”
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> The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?
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> 'He's 100 years old,' says Russ. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.’
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> 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'
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> 'Who said my Nonno's dead?'
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> Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather is still living!
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> Incredible, how old is he?’
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> He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer. 
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> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'
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> 'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
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> At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
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> 'Who said he wanted to?
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> ooroo
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