[BITList] A good one for the times.

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> Some very good ones keep on coming around….
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> ooroo
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> LITTLE JOHNNY.................
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> Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to death on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking. 
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> "Okay class, now, I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher. 
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> "Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is the question?'," asked the teacher.
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> Little Pham Nguyen at the front of the class called out, 'Shakespeare.'
> 'Well done!,' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
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> 'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I  will be here on Monday studying hard.' said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
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> 'Well okay,' said the teacher, 'The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
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> Little Fy Sum Kat also at the front yelled out, "I believe it was Martin Luther King!"
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> "Well done!" said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
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> "No thank you miss. I am of Chinese origin and we also do not take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too," said little Fy Sum Kat.
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> 'Okay,' said the teacher.
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> Then, she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Immigrants!"
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> "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
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> Little Johnny yelled, "Donald Trump! See ya on Tuesday!!!!"
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