[BITList] The Dead Horse

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> Some very good ones keep on coming around….
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> Only the name changes.
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> ooroo
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> A Guy Bought A Dead Horse
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> A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
> Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
> The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
> Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
> The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
> Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
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> The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
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> Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
> A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
> Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a  profit of $2495.”
> The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
> Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
> Donald is now US POTUS & is living in the White House.
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> ooroo
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