[BITList] WOMEN ALWAYS GET IN THE LAST WORD

[John Feltham]

G'day Folks,

What?

 
WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD 
WOMEN'S 
REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I 
asked, after folding items the woman wished to   purchase.
As 
she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a 
television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV 
remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband 
refused to come shopping with me, 
and I figured this 
was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
  
 
  
  
WIFE VS. 
HUSBAND
  
A couple 
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, 
the husband asked sarcastically, 
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 
'in-laws'
  
WORDS

A husband read an article to his 
wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a 
man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
  
CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 
'I don't know how you can be 
so stupid and so beautiful all at the 
same time. 
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. 
God made 
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 
God made me stupid 
so I would be attracted to you!
  
  
WHO DOES 
WHAT  
A man and his wife were having 
an argument about who 
should brew the coffee each 
morning. 
The wife said, 'You should 
do it because you get up first, 
and then we don't have to wait as 
long to get our coffee. 
The husband said, 'You are in charge of 
cooking around here and 
you should do it, because that is your 
job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' 
Wife replies, 'No, you 
should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'   
Husband replies, 'I can't 
believe that, show me.'   
So she fetched the Bible, 
and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several 
pages, that it indeed says
'HEBREWS'
  
The Silent 
Treatment  

A man and his wife were having 
some problems at home 
and were giving each other the silent treatment. 
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would 
need his wife to wake him 
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning 
business flight. 
Not wanting to be the  first to break the 
silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, 
'Please wake me 
at 5:00 AM.'    He left it where he knew she 
would find it.   
The next morning, the man 
woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM   and he had missed his flight
Furious, he 
was about to go and   see why his wife hadn't wakened him,   
when he noticed a piece of 
paper by   the bed.   
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 
AM. Wake up.' 
Men are not equipped for these kinds of 
contests.
  
God may have 
created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
  
SEND THIS TO 
SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 














 
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