[BITList] Fwd: Mathematics: Brilliant!!
michael J Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Wed Dec 5 17:10:13 GMT 2018
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>>>> Subject: Re: Mathematics: Brilliant!!
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>>>> To add to the fallacious math, however brilliant, If the base is large enough, and the population is gullible, and you Putin enough ASS-KISSING then..
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>>>> NARCISM + BLUSTER + CONSISTENT LYING will get you one term of PRESIDENCY.
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>>>> Perfectly logical unless you elect otherwise.
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>>>>>>>> Mathematics: Brilliant!!
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>>>>>>>> This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.
>>>>>>>> It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
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>>>>>>>> This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
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>>>>>>>> What Makes 100%?
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>>>>>>>> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
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>>>>>>>> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>>>>>>>> 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
>>>>>>>> give over 100%.
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>>>>>>>> How about achieving 103%?
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>>>>>>>> What makes up 100% in life?
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>>>>>>>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
>>>>>>>> these questions:
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>>>>>>>> If:
>>>>>>>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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>>>>>>>> Is represented as:
>>>>>>>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 <tel:9%2010%2011%2012%2013%2014%C2%A0%2015%2016> 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 <tel:17%2018%2019%2020%2021%2022%2023> 24 25 26.
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>>>>>>>> Then:
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>>>>>>>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>>>>>>>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>>>>>>>> And
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>>>>>>>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>>>>>>>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>>>>>>>> But ,
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>>>>>>>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>>>>>>>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>>>>>>>> And,
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>>>>>>>> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>>>>>>>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>>>>>>>> AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.
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>>>>>>>> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>>>>>>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
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>>>>>>>> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard
>>>>>>>> work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
>>>>>>>> there. It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you overthe top.
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>>> Robert Eals
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