[BITList] It's been snowing all night!

[michael J Feltham]

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> Some very good ones keep on coming around….
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> ooroo
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> It's been snowing all night!
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> If there is anyone who has not been offended by this email, please don't inform me, just smile.
> It had been snowing all night - So……….
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> 8:00 am I made a snowman.
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> 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
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> 8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
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> 8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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> 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
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> 8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
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> 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
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> 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
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> 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
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> 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
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> 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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> 8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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> 8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a                          sexist.
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> 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
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> 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
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> 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
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> Moral: There is no moral to this story. 
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> It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get worse. 
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