[BITList] My visit to the US of A

[Michael Feltham]

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> I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.
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> In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. 
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> When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
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> Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
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> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
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> As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.
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> I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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> They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.
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> ooroo
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