[BITList] My visit to the US of A

[John Feltham]

I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.



In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. 

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.



ooroo