[BITList] Government strategies

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>     *_Government strategies_*
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>     The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
>     generation, says that;
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>     “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy
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>     dismount " .
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>     However, in government, more advanced strategies are often
>     employed, such
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>     1. Buying a stronger whip.
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>     2. Changing riders.
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>     3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
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>     4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures
>     ride dead horses.
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>     5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
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>     6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
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>     7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
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>     8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
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>     9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the
>     dead horse's performance.
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>     10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would
>     improve th dead horse's performance.
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>     11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it
>     is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes
>     substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some
>     other horses.
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>     12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
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>     And of course....
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>     13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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>     *If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.*
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