[BITList] WHY MEN ARE RARELY DEPRESSED:

[franka]

            Men Are Just Happier People --
            What do you expect from such simple creatures?
            Your last name stays put.
            The garage is all yours.
            Wedding plans take care of themselves.
            Chocolate is just another snack...
            You can never be pregnant.
            You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
            You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
            Car mechanics tell you the truth.
            The world is your urinal.
            You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom
            because this one is just too icky.
            You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
            on a bolt.
            Same work, more pay.
            Wrinkles add character.
            Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
            People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
            New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
            One mood all the time.
            Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
            You know stuff about tanks.
            A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
            You can open all your own jars.
            You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
            If someone forgets to invite you,
            He or she can still be your friend.
            Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
            Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
            You almost never have strap problems in public.
            You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
            Everything on your face stays its original colour.
            The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
            You only have to shave your face and neck.
            You can play with toys all your life.
            One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
            You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
            You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
            You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
            You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
            On December 24 in 25 minutes.
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>>>     *              Men Are Just Happier People*
>>>
>>>             *NICKNAMES*
>>>             If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will
>>>             call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and
>>>             John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
>>>             other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wild man.**
>>>
            *EATING OUT*
            When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw
            in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will
            have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want
            change back.
            When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
            *MONEY*
            A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
            A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but
            it's on sale.
            *BATHROOMS*
            A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
            toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
            The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom
            is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of
            these items.
            *ARGUMENTS*
            A woman has the last word in any argument.
            Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
            argument.
            *FUTURE*
            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
            *MARRIAGE*
            A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but
            she does.
            *DRESSING UP*
            A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
            empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the
            mail.
            A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
            *NATURAL*
            Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
            Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
            *OFFSPRING*
            Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
            knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
            favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
            A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
            *THOUGHT FOR THE DAY*
            A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in
            two people remembering the same thing!
            */SO,/*send this to the women who have a sense of humour and
            can handle it ....*and to the men who will enjoy reading it.*





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