[BITList] Am I getting to that age?

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> Try these!!
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> I found this timely, because while I was in a store that sells
> sunglasses, and only sunglasses, a young lady walks over to me and
> asks, "What brings you in today?"  I looked at her, and said, "I'm
> interested in buying a refrigerator.  She didn't quite know how to
> respond.
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> Am I getting to be that age?
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> When people see a cat's litter box they always say, Oh, have you got a
> cat? Just once I want to say, No, it's for company!
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> Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an 
> emergency.   I think you should write, An ambulance.'
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> The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your
> body and your fat have gotten [got?] to be really good friends.
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
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> Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
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> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
> really in trouble..
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> Aging:  Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
> your age and start bragging about it.
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> Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people
> to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
> the roads weren't paved.
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> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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> Ah ! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
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> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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> May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who Care.
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> ooroo
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