[BITList] Am I getting to that age?

[John Feltham]

G'day Folks,



Try these!!

I found this timely, because while I was in a store that sells
sunglasses, and only sunglasses, a young lady walks over to me and
asks, "What brings you in today?"  I looked at her, and said, "I'm
interested in buying a refrigerator.  She didn't quite know how to
respond.

Am I getting to be that age?

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, Oh, have you got a
cat? Just once I want to say, No, it's for company!

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an 
emergency.   I think you should write, An ambulance.'

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your
body and your fat have gotten [got?] to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble..

Aging:  Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people
to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah ! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who Care.




ooroo