[BITList] Dementia Test!

FA franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Jun 27 11:16:37 BST 2016


If you have sat it before that's ok because you still remember the 
answers right?
frank
>>> Keep in mind that your natural tendancy is to ​Lie, so do not tell 
>>> anyone that you got all right!Smiling Face with Halo
>>>>
>>>>         _Our Yearly Dementia Test--  only 4  questions_
>>>>         cid:9A69F71A802044A68E35FCBA14323EF5 at ericPC
>>>>         Our Yearly Dementia Test
>>>>
>>>>         It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior
>>>>         citizen test.
>>>>         Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
>>>>         muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally
>>>>         alert.
>>>>         If you don't use it, you lose it!
>>>>         Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory
>>>>         compares to the last test.
>>>>         Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory
>>>>         problems may have difficulty.
>>>>         Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing
>>>>         it or not.
>>>>         The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until
>>>>         you've made your answer.
>>>>         OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
>>>>
>>>>         1. What do you put in a toaster?
>>>>
>>>>         *Answer*: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do
>>>>         something else … Try not to hurt yourself.
>>>>         If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
>>>>
>>>>         2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows
>>>>         drink?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>         *Answer*: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't
>>>>         attempt the next question. Your brain is overstressed and
>>>>         may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more
>>>>         appropriate literature such as Auto World.
>>>>         However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>         3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
>>>>         is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink
>>>>         bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is
>>>>         a green house made from?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>         *Answer*: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
>>>>         'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
>>>>         If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>         4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
>>>>         London to Milford Haven in Wales .In London , *17* people
>>>>         get on the bus. In Reading, *6 *people get off the bus and
>>>>         *9 *people get on. InSwindon, *2 *people get off and *4*
>>>>         get on. In Cardiff, *11* people get off and *16* people get
>>>>         on. In Swansea, *3* people get off and *5* people get on.
>>>>         In Carmarthen, *6*people get off and *3* get on.
>>>>         You then arrive at Milford Haven..
>>>>         Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?
>>>>
>>>>         *Answer*: Oh, for crying out loud!
>>>>         Don't you remember your own age?
>>>>         It was YOU driving the bus!!(Go back and look!).
>>>>         cid:A0A38B52F478484E81B1654F60F56366 at ericPC
>>>>         If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better
>>>>         than you.
>>>>         PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
>>>>
>>>>         */
>>>>         /**OK . . . or just go have another glass of wine . . .
>>>>         nothing will matter in a few hours . . . and you will
>>>>         definitely NOT be driving the bus!!*
>>>>         =
>>>>
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