[BITList] Fwd: OYSTERS

[Michael Feltham]

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> Sorry about this!!!
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> Paddy was a youthful and hardworking Irishman at a Coastal village in
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> Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron
> grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works.
> He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain
> time Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a
> faulty heart.
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> One day he failed to come home, so his wife contacted the Police to
> investigate him being missing.
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> They rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt beside him a huge grapple
> full of oysters he'd tried to hoist aboard.
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> Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper'
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> Wait for it!?
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> OYSTERS KILPATRICK !!!!
> 'Please don't laugh, it only encourages me’
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