[BITList] Sex in the dark....

FA franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Jul 11 13:04:40 BST 2016



    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off
    the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures
    she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
    in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
    lights.



    She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
    leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
    one.



    She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at
    him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
    explain yourself!’



    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    'I'll explain the toy ... . You explain the kids.'





    	

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