[BITList] The POM next door!

[Alisdair MacIntosh]

On Wednesday, 20 April 2016, John Feltham <wantok at me.com> wrote:

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> I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) &
> I noticed a strange individual who looked Muslim with a knife in his hand,
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> Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with
> a shovel, killing him instantl. He then dug a grave in the vegie patch
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> Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said,
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> "You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.
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> ”What”, she said, "That Pommy bastard next door, has still got my shovel.
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