[BITList] The POM next door!

[John Feltham]

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) & I noticed a strange individual who looked Muslim with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next door neighbour’s back garden

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantl. He then dug a grave in the vegie patch and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?”

"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.

”What”, she said, "That Pommy bastard next door, has still got my shovel.





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