[BITList] Scottish Crisis

[John Feltham]

From a correspondent …




Can this really be true ?

Surely the SNP are better organised than this would make out ?

Scottish river police have already intercepted 500 English migrants  attempting to cross the tempestuous River Tweed, in overloaded and ramshackle craft.

Chief Inspector  McTartan informed this reporter“ This is the beginning of a whole new  humanitarian crisis for Scotland. 

Who will take care of these pieces of  human flotsam?

Who will pay for all the blankets and mars bars?

Not us, Jimmy".

The UN are holding an emergency summit in Barbados to discuss how best to handle the immigration crisis Meanwhile those who survive the perilous crossing are being detained at a tent village just outside Kelso, while their applications for asylum are processed. 





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