[BITList] : Witty Signs....

[Ronald Thomas]

                                Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
                                "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
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                                 In a Podiatrist's office: 
                                "Time wounds all heels." 
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                                On a Septic Tank Truck: 
                                Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 
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                                On a Plumber's  truck: 
                                "We repair what your husband fixed." 
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                                On another Plumber's truck: 
                                "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 
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                                On a Church Bill board: 
                                "7 days without God makes one weak." 
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                                At a Tyre Store 
                                "Invite us to your next blowout." 
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                                On an Electrician's truck: 
                                "Let us remove your shorts." 
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                                In a Non-smoking Area: 
                                "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
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                                On a Maternity Room door: 
                                "Push. Push. Push." 
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                                At an Optometrist's Office: 
                                "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 
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                                On a Taxidermist's window: 
                                "We really know our stuff." 
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                                On a Fence: 
                                "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" 
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                                At a Car Dealership: 
                                "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." 
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                                Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 
                                "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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                                In a Vets waiting room: 
                                "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 
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                                In a Restaurant window: 
                                "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." 
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                                In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
                                "Drive carefully. We'll wait." 
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                                And don't forget the sign at a 
                                RADIATOR SHOP: 
                                "Best place in town to take a leak." 
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                                Sign on the back of yet another 
                                Septic Tank Truck: 
                                "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
                                 
                                 
                                 
                               
                         
                   

                   
             
       

        

         
         
              
         
         





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