[BITList] Queue jumping!

[John Feltham]

The other day I needed to go to Accident and Emergency.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
 

When I went into A&E., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
 

Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
 
 
  

  
  
 
It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.


At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
 
 

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
 

The whole counter staff got up and left and l never got my order...
 
 
 
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