[BITList] Mildly racist but think you will enjoy

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            ***Mildly racist but think you will enjoy*





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            *_British humour_*

            *It has been announced that the police are going to be
            allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting
            some Persil in to stop the coloureds running.

            Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier
            in London ....
            Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.*

            *Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over a
            million pounds worth of improvements.*

            *Muslims have gone on the rampage in Liverpool, killing
            anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as
            high as 3.*

            *Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her
            eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I
            saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just
            on standby.*

            *They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in
            Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester ,
            Luton and London . Apparently the giant couldn't smell any
            Englishmen.*

            *Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the
            doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've
            found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!*

            *A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning
            against the wall.*

            *"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.*

            *"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any*

            *so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."*

            *"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with
            laxatives."*

            *"Of course you can" the assistant replied,*

            *"Look at him........he daren't cough now!!"*








            	




            	







            	






            	




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