[BITList] Fwd: Fortune told

[Michael Feltham]

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> In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news:
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> "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.
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> Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.."
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> Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
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> She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. 
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> She simply had to know...
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> She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
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> "Will I be acquitted?" 
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> For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........ 
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