[BITList] Fw: Square Testicles

[John Davison]

Square Testicles       
This is 
a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
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An elderly woman walked into the 
Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open 
a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, 
she said, she had a lot of money. 
  
>>After many lengthy discussions  (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman  to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she  wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.  The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so  much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets. 
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>>The president was surprised  and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you  $25,000 that your testicles are square.' 
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>>The president started to laugh  and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman  never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you  like to take my bet? 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000  that my testicles are not square.'  'Done', the elderly woman answered.  'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to  come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No  problem', said the president of the Bank confidently. 
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>>That night, the president 
    became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the 
    mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking 
    them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider 
    his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he 
    could lose the bet. 
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>>The next morning at 
    exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with 
    her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the 
    president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was 
    the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to 
    drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The 
    president was happy to oblige. 
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>>The elderly woman came 
    closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch 
    them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, 
    you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. 
    Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against 
    the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 
    'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the 
    morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of 
    Canada!' 
>>The origin of this Canadian  story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever  breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky. Do not keep this letter. And  do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish  good luck.. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the  chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four  days. 
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>>Even if all you do is make  someone laugh, send it on! 
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