[BITList] Fwd: Fwd: For lawyers & golfers

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>>>
>>>         *Top 10 things that sound dirty but in a law firm*
>>>         *are not:**
>>>
>>>         **10. Have you looked through her briefs?*
>>>         *9. He is one hard judge.*
>>>         *8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.*
>>>         *7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.*
>>>         *6. Is it a penal offense?*
>>>         *5. Better leave the handcuffs on.*
>>>         *4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!*
>>>         *3. Can you get him to drop his suit? *
>>>         *2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.*
>>>         *1. Think you can get me off?
>>>
>>>         *
>>>         *The Top 10 things that sound dirty but in golf are not:
>>>
>>>         **10. Damn, my shaft is bent.*
>>>         *9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.*
>>>         *8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.*
>>>         *7. Look at the size of his putter.*
>>>         *6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.*
>>>         *5. Mind if I join your threesome?*
>>>         *4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.*
>>>         *3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!*
>>>         *2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be
>>>         desired.
>>>
>>>         1. Hold *
>>>         *​it​*
>>>         *! I need to wash my balls first!*
>>>
>>>

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