[BITList] Philosopher's Comments....Husbands & Wives

[Malcolm]

 When a man steals your  wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep  her. 
  
   
King  David 
  
  


 

  
   
    

 After marriage, husband  and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each  other, but still they stay together. 
  
  
Sasha  Guitry 


 

  
   
    

 By all means marry. If  you get a good wife, you'll be happy. 
If you get a bad one,  you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates 


 

  
   
    

 Woman inspires us to  great things, and prevents us from achieving  them. 
  
  
Anonymous 


 

  
   
    

 The great question,  which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does
a woman  want?" 
  
  
Dumas 


 

  
   
    

 I had some words with  my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  

Sigmund  Freud 


 

  
   
    

 'Some people ask the  secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant  two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' 
  
Red  Skelton 


 

  
   
    

 'There's a way of  transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking.  It's called marriage.' 

Sam  Kinison 


 

  
   
    

 'I've had bad luck with  both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second  one didn't.' 
  
  
James  Holt  McGavra 


 

  
   
    

 Two secrets to keep  your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong,  admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut  up. 
  
   
Patrick  Murray 


 

  
   
    

 The most effective way  to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.... 

Nash 


 

  
   
    

 You know what I did  before I married?
Anything I wanted  to. 

Anonymous 


 

  
   
    

 My wife and I were  happy for twenty years.
Then we  met. 
  
   
Henny  Youngman 


 

  
   
    

 A good wife always  forgives her husband when she's wrong. 

Rodney  Dangerfield 


 

  
   
    

 A man inserted an 'ad'  in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred  letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have  mine.' 
Anonymous 


 

  
   
   
   
  

 First Guy (proudly):  'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky,  mine's still alive.' 
Anonymous 


 

  
   
    

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