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*This is one piece of English history that is not generally known or 
taught in schools. *
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**Edward I of England comes to Scotland to**conquer the Scots. *

*He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield,*
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There suddenly appears a solitary figure**on the crest of the hill.  A 
short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. *

*'Come up here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye a hammerin'!' *
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*Edward turns to his commander. 'Send 20 men to deal with that little 
Scottish upstart, he says. *

*The commander sends twenty of his best men over the hill to kill the 
Scotsman*
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Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill,**the little Scot appears 
again.***

*'Ya English diddies!' he yells.  ‘Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, 
I'll take ye all on!'*

*Edward is getting somewhat annoyed**. **He turns  to his 
commander.**'Send 100 men to kill that little shite!' *

*The commander sends 100 men**over the hill to do the job. *

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Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the**hill once 
more, his hair all sticking up, his shirt a wee bit torn. *

*'Ya English SCUM!' he yells. 'I'm just warming up!! Come and get me, Ya 
English shites !!'*

*Edward losses patience. 'Commander, take 400 men and personally**wipe 
that little bastard off the face of the earth!' he yells. *

*The commander gulps, but leads four**Hundred men on horseback over the 
crest of the hill.*

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Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. *

*His clothing is all torn,**his face is covered in blood, Snot and 
Irn-Bru. *

*'Is that the best ye can do??? You're bloody WUMMIN!!! Come on!! Come 
and have a go, ya bunch of English Shites!!!' he yells.*

*Edward turns to his second in command. 'Take 1,000 men over that hill 
and don't come back till you've killed that little red haired bastard!' 
he commands. *

*The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill 
to their fate.*

*Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of 
the hill, covered in blood, his clothes all torn off his back.**'Your 
Majesty!' he yells. *
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'It's a trap!!! *

*There's two of them!!!*


	






	


	




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