[BITList] British humour

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>>         *British humor-**ABSOLUTELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND HILARIOUS*
>>
>>         *Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque..**
>>         They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to
>>         push it inside.**
>>         ============================================**
>>         During last night's high winds an African family were killed
>>         by a falling tree.**
>>         A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't
>>         even know they were living up there".**
>>         =============================================**
>>         Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are
>>         not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so
>>         Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.**
>>         =============================================**
>>         I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got
>>         pick pocketed.**
>>         How could anyone stoop so low.**
>>         =============================================**
>>         I was walking down the road when I saw an Iranian bloke
>>         standing on a fifth floor**
>>         balcony shaking a carpet.**
>>         I shouted up to him, "what's up Abdul, won't it start?"**
>>         =============================================**
>>         A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates..**
>>
>>         He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the
>>         Prophet Mohammed.**
>>         Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a
>>         beard.**
>>
>>         "Are you Mohammed?" he asks.**
>>
>>         "No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he
>>         points to a ladder that**
>>         rises into the clouds.**
>>
>>         Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he
>>         climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds
>>         coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.**
>>
>>         He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"**
>>
>>         "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."**
>>
>>         Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb
>>         the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room
>>         where he meets another man with a beard.**
>>
>>         Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"**
>>
>>         "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."**
>>
>>         Mohammed higher than Jesus!**
>>
>>         The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and
>>         climbs, ever higher.**
>>         Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with
>>         a beard and repeats his question:**
>>
>>         "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of
>>         breath from all his**
>>         climbing.**
>>
>>         "No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you
>>         like a coffee?"**
>>
>>         "Yes, please, my Lord."**
>>
>>         God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:**
>>
>>         "Hey Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"*
>>
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