[BITList] Police - Australia - Canada - USA

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Unlikely scenario – american cops don’t walk

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From: FS 
Sent: Friday, June 14, 2013 7:47 AM
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Subject: [BITList] Police - Australia - Canada - USA


Wonder where the rest of the world fits in this scenario
frank 



    How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and
    an American Police Officer?

    QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night.

    Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eye s with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.

    You are carrying your police issued Glock and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.

    What do you do?



    ANSWER:



    Australian Police Officer:

    Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.

    1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

    3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

    4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    5) Am I dressed provocatively?

    6) Could I run away?

    7) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?

    9) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?

    11) Does he definitely wa nt to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    12) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

    13) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head
    and kills himself? .

    14) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to
    sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?



    Canadian Police Officer:

    BANG!



    American Police Officer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    'click'...Reload..

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 



















































    




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