[BITList] The Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

[John Feltham]

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
between these two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED. In a recently held
linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended by the best in
the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was
the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is
no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer …. 

When you marry the right woman, you are
COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the
right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old
Eldorado Rum.