[BITList] : HOSPITAL BILL ...

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        HOSPITAL BILL.

                    .
                    *You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this
                    one![] *
                    []*
                    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping
                    in a store. The store clerks**called 000 when they
                    saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed
                    the man to the nearest hospital where he had
                    emergency open heart bypass surgery.*

                    *He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
                    care of nuns at the
                    Catholic Hospital . A nun was seated next to his bed
                    holding a clipboard
                    loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him
                    how he was going to
                    pay for his treatment.*

                    *"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.*
                    *He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."*
                    *The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"*
                    *He replied, "No money in the bank."*
                    *"Do you have a relative who could help you with the
                    payments?" asked the irritated nun.*
                    *He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is
                    a nun."*

                    *The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns
                    are not spinsters!
                    Nuns are married to God." The patient replied,
                    "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
                    *




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