[BITList] The Booze Bus

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>>                         */The Booze Bus Hits The Outback !!/*
>>                         *//*
>>                         //
>>
>>                         */Two indigenous Australians were driving
>>                         their well used and abused old  EH Holden
>>                         wagon in the outback recently, when off in
>>                         the distance they saw a police "booze bus".
>>                         /**/
>>                         /**/Rather than trying to avoid it, the
>>                         driver headed straight for it. As they pulled
>>                         up, the driver wound his window down and said
>>                         'Gidday brudders! Two cold cans of Emu
>>                         Export, tanks!'
>>
>>                         The copper glared at him and said 'You must
>>                         be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into
>>                         this tube!'
>>
>>                         The driver said 'Sorry boss, I can't blow in
>>                         ta dat fing, I gotta a letter from me doctor
>>                         inAlice Springssaying dat I'm asthmatic/*
>>                         */and I'll pass out if I blow inta dat.'
>>
>>                         The cop smirked and said 'OK, in that case,
>>                         we require you to give us a blood sample.'
>>
>>                         'Nah, nah sorry, boss,' replied the driver.
>>                         'Can't be doin' that eifer. Got a letter from
>>                         the Red Cross inDarwinsayin' that I'm a
>>                         haemophiliac and I could bleed to deaf rel
>>                         quick if I gave a blood sample. Nah, sorry,
>>                         boss, can't do that!'/*
>>                         */By now the copper was getting very irate so
>>                         he demanded that the driver provide a urine
>>                         sample for testing.
>>
>>                         The driver shook his head and said/*
>>                         */'Nah, sorry boss, can't do that eifer.'
>>
>>                         The copper protested 'Surely you haven't got
>>                         a letter for that as well!!!'
>>
>>                         'Blood oath, mate!' says the driver,/*
>>                         */'It's from Julia Gillard, the Prime
>>                         Minister of this lovely Country ofAustralia.
>>                         She's apologised, and it says that you
>>                         whitefellas can't take the piss out of us
>>                         blackfellas no more!/*
>>
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