[BITList] Shortest essay

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Another pointless boiler plate legend [all passed on mindlessly] going back as far as 1935 – with name changes over the years!

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From: Malcolm 
Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:13 AM
To: BITList at lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com 
Subject: [BITList] Shortest essay

     

     

    THIS IS A STORY OF A 16 YEAR-OLD BOY FROM TAMWORTH, NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA, WHO WON THE WORLD'S SHORTEST ESSAY COMPETITION. 

    HE WAS AWARDED A SCHOLARSHIP AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SYDNEY FOR HIS IMAGINATION AND HUMOUR…HERE IT IS…

    SHORTEST ESSAY:

    AN ENGLISH UNIVERSITY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS WAS ASKED TO WRITE A CONCISE ESSAY CONTAINING THE FOLLOWING ELEMENTS:

      1.. RELIGION
      2.. ROYALTY
      3.. PHYSICAL DISABILITY
      4.. RACISM
      5.. HOMOSEXUALITY
      
     
    THE PRIZE-WINNER WROTE:

     
    'MY GOD,' CRIED THE QUEEN, 'THAT ONE-LEGGED COON IS A POOFTER'. 

     



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