[BITList] Shortest essay

[Malcolm]

THIS IS A STORY OF A 16 YEAR-OLD BOY FROM TAMWORTH, NEW SOUTH WALES,
AUSTRALIA, WHO WON THE WORLD'S SHORTEST ESSAY COMPETITION. 

HE WAS AWARDED A SCHOLARSHIP AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SYDNEY FOR HIS IMAGINATION
AND HUMOUR.HERE IT IS.

SHORTEST ESSAY:

AN ENGLISH UNIVERSITY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS WAS ASKED TO WRITE A CONCISE
ESSAY CONTAINING THE FOLLOWING ELEMENTS:

  1.. RELIGION
  2.. ROYALTY
  3.. PHYSICAL DISABILITY
  4.. RACISM
  5.. HOMOSEXUALITY
  
 
THE PRIZE-WINNER WROTE:

 
'MY GOD,' CRIED THE QUEEN, 'THAT ONE-LEGGED COON IS A POOFTER'. 

 

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