[BITList] Is romance dead

[John Feltham]

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive  texts on their cell phones. 
 
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send  her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. 
 
She texted: 
 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
 
If you are drinking, send me a sip. 
 
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
 
I love you. 

 
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: 
 
I'm on the toilet. Please advise. 


(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)
 




Hugh, you're a no-nonsense sort of guy, perchance was it you?

:-)
 
 ooroo